Ël Jëfé

Florida. an even 22. National Gaurd. mommy of the sweet king Luis. tattoos, piercings and art.

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via niceslong)

Men:If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women:They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men:But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:...must be tough.

Frank Zappa (via kushandwizdom)

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

(via mommyto-robby)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

This was requested, but here are 10 terrifying gifs

A million messages asking me the sources of these gifs: 

1) VHS

2) Mama

3) The Conjuring

4) This YouTube Video

5) Paranormal Activity 3

6) Grave Encounters 2

7) Teen Wolf (lol) 

8) Xtro

9) Insidious

10) This YouTube Video

Let me be fabulous and link you all to the following movie links mentioned

VHS

MAMA

THE CONJURING

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

GRAVE ENCOUNTERS 2

XTRO

INSIDIOUS

(via itsanamergencykael911)

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